Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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