u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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