Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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