ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Randomize
