Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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