your room smells of hookers.
And success
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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