well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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