He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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