no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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