Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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