Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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