Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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