Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
