I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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