your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm getting married
To pizza
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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