Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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