I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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