He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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