i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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