i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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