I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
