what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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