So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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