There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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