i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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