i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
please don't ironically join a cult
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