Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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