Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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