have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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