Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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