He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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