all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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