Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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