Buhtt sex?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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