We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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