Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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