i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
did you just send me my own nude
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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