I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize