The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I think my vagina is haunted
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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