i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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