Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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