Swine flu. Run for my life!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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