Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
be right there i have to get my cape
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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