How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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