North Korea, Best Korea!
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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