I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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