I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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