one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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