If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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