Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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