Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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