I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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