I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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