I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize
