He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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